Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Women's Rights...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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