- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Wanna hear a joke? No.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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