- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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