A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Rob Bell

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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