What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's big and black? A black fridge.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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