- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Rick Perry.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Women's Rights...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

45.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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