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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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