Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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