Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

So this blonde walks into a library.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

This site is hilarious oh wait...

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Goat balls.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Women's rights.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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