why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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