what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Kim Kardashian.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

French people.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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