how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Women's Rights...

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women's rights

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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