George W. Bush

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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