I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Kim Kardashian.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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