What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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noodles

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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