Lacrosse

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Women's Rights...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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women's rights

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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