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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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