A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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womens rights

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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The.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Lacrosse

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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French people.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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