Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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