Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

what color is blue? green

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Women's rights.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Knock Knock, Come in.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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