- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Rick Perry.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

make me a sandwich!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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