How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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noodles

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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