Your mom.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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