what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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guess what?

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hi bye

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Winking at old people

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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