What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Kim Kardashian.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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noodles

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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