A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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