Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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French people.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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women's rights

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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