the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Your mom.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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