Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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