what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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