Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Rick Perry.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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