Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

The Bible

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

France never surrender.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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