What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

who just made fun of katie matt

noodles

Rick Perry.

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Women's Rights...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

your fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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