I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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