A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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