- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

who just made fun of katie matt

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

I Love Hitler.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Rick Perry.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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