The AIDS patient was gay

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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