What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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The Bible

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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hi bye

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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