what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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