- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

The AIDS patient was gay

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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A horse walked into a barn...

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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