Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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