Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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