Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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