What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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make me a sandwich!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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France never surrender.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A black man without problems.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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