- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Like my status for a tbh?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

The AIDS patient was gay

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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