- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

I Love Hitler.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

make me a sandwich!

France never surrender.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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