- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

So this blonde walks into a library.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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