What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Your mom.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Kim Kardashian.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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