- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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