what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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