- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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