Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

The.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Kim Kardashian.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

noodles

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Rick Perry.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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