A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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women's rights

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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