What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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I can't see my forehead

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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