- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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