- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Wanna hear a joke? No.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

I like boys!!!!! CC

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Your mom.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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