What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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