- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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