What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

A hayride would be fun.

2+2= 478

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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why did the man die? he got shot

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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