Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My life

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Women's Rights...

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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