- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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