- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Your mom.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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