What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Women's rights.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Your mom.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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