Penis.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Your mom.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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French people.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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