How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Women's Rights...

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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