Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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