A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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