Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A black man without problems.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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