Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Women's rights.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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