Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Five guys one rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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