Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

So this blonde walks into a library.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Women's rights.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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