- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Wanna hear a joke? No.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

I like boys!!!!! CC

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