So a seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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