How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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