Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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