what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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The Bible

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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