Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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