So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Women's Rights...

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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