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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What's 1+1? 4.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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