A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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