Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Rick Perry.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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