Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Your mom.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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NEVER

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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