All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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