Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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women's rights

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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