Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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