- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

who just made fun of katie matt

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Chuck Norris died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

make me a sandwich!

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