Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Your mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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