- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Winking at old people

So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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