- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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