Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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women's rights

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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