Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Five guys one rape.

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Anti Joke

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