What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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