what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Five guys one rape.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

shabalabadingdong JLR

Women's rights.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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