Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Women's rights.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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