There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

French people.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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