Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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The economy.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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