Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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