- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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