A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A black person in the NHL

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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