How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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France never surrender.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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