Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Penis.

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Your mom.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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