- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's big and black? A black fridge.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Two Jews walk in a bar...

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