How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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