A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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hi bye

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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