How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

The Mets win the World Series

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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