Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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I Love Hitler.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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apple pie.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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45.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Winking at old people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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