- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Women's Rights...

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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