What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Penis.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Bible

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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