shabalabadingdong JLR

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ruller

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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