Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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