- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

who just made fun of katie matt

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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