Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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mitt romney

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Women's rights.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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