Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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