Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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