How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Bible

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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France never surrender.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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