- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Penis.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Lacrosse

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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