How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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9/11.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Winking at old people

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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