How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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The Bible

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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