Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Your mom.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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