- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Penis.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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