Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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