Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Penis.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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