A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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The Bible

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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