What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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