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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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