What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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