A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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