- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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