Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

The Bible

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Women's Rights...

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

make me a sandwich!

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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