A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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