Whats a cat? A cat!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Women's Rights...

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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your fat

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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