- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Women's rights.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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