- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's big and black? A black fridge.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Lacrosse

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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