what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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I can't see my forehead

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Penis.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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