- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I can't see my forehead

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Popsicles

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your mom.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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