Kim Kardashian.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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