What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

thumb_up thumb_down -49

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -83

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

thumb_up thumb_down -135

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

I can't see my forehead

thumb_up thumb_down +54

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

thumb_up thumb_down +36

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is bad at catch The twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops