- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

The Mets win the World Series

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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