- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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