Five guys one rape.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Goat balls.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Knock Knock, Come in.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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