Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Penis.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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