What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Laura Pratz..

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Bible

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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