Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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