What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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