A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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