- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

mitt romney

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

I can't see my forehead

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Popsicles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Your mom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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