What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Lacrosse

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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