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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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