What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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