- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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