A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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