Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A black man without problems.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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mitt romney

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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