What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Penis.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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