Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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