Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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