Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Penis.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Laura Pratz..

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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