a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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French people.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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