roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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