What didn't last long? You in the bed

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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