- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

The Bible

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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