What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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