Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A black man without problems.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Winking at old people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

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