There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Chuck Norris died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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