What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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