- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

shabalabadingdong JLR

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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