what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I can't see my forehead

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Penis.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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