- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Kim Kardashian.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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