- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Women's Rights...

I love you.

45.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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