What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A black man without problems.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Penis.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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