There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Women's rights.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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