Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Penis.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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