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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A black man without problems.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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