roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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69.... is a number

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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