Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A black man without problems.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Winking at old people

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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