Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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women's rights

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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