how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

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