Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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666

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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