- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Like my status for a tbh?

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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