- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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