2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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