- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

The AIDS patient was gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

My nipple is bleeding

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