- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Knock Knock, Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Penis.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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