haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A black person in the NHL

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I love you.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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