What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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