- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Like my status for a tbh?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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