What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A black man without problems.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

So this blonde walks into a library.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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