There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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My life

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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