- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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