What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A black man without problems.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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