What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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