Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

thumb_up thumb_down +15

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops