Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Penis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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