Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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