Like my status for a tbh?

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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69.... is a number

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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