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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

wanna hear a joke? no

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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