how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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