- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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