Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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