What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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theres a fat guy

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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