What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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