Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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The joke below me is retarded

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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69.... is a number

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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