- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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