- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

The Bible

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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