what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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666

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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