Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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