How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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