- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Where to, sir? Forward.

who just made fun of katie matt

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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