How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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