What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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9/11.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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mitt romney

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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