Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Womens rights

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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9/11.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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