knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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