A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Yah? Well your a ********

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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