What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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