- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My nipple is bleeding

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Rick Perry.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

France never surrender.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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