Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Gay rights

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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