How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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guess what?

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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9/11.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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