- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

My nipple is bleeding

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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