- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

My life

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What's 1+1? 4.

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