- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Where to, sir? Forward.

who just made fun of katie matt

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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