- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

make me a sandwich!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Winking at old people

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