how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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The Aristocrats

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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pussy enough said

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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I'm funny.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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