- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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