what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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