What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

My nipple is bleeding

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A scottish man having fun

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

The Mets win the World Series

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Hi my name is Bob

Rick Perry.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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