Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Women's rights.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Kim Kardashian.

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