Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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The AIDS patient was gay

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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