Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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