- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's 1+1? 4.

45.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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