What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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