what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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