Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

thumb_up thumb_down -92

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

thumb_up thumb_down -94

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

thumb_up thumb_down +43

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

thumb_up thumb_down +39

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops