- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

My nipple is bleeding

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

The Mets win the World Series

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

France never surrender.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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