I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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