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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Penis.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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