- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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The economy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what happens when you wake up inception

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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