theres a fat guy

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

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