Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A black man without problems.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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