Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Penis.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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