Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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The Mets win the World Series

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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The Bible

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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