What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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