The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Laura Pratz..

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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My life

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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