A man walks into a bar.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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