- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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