- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Laura Pratz..

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A black man without problems.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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