Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Laura Pratz..

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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