What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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