How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

who just made fun of katie matt

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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