what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My life

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's 1+1? 4.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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