How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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make me a sandwich!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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