Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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69.... is a number

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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