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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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