So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

The AIDS patient was gay

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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