Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

French people.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My nipple is bleeding

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Rick Perry.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

France never surrender.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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