A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Rick Perry.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

45.

France never surrender.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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