Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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French people.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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