- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My nipple is bleeding

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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