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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

69.... is a number

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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