I AM DISSAPOINTED

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Guess what? SHADAP

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Penis.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Anti Joke

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