- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Gay rights

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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