- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

chuck norris is a little b|tch

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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