What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

My nipple is bleeding

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Hi my name is Bob

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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