Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Women's rights.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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