Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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theres a fat guy

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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