Asians...

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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