why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

French people.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

My nipple is bleeding

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Rick Perry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

The Bible

France never surrender.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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