What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women's rights.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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