- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How Long is a Chinese man.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The joke below me is retarded

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Where to, sir? Forward.

who just made fun of katie matt

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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