How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

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