do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

The Mets win the World Series

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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