Women's Rights

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Kim Kardashian.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Lacrosse

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Laura Pratz..

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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