- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Penis.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

The AIDS patient was gay

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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