shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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France never surrender.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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