What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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