What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

I have read the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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