- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Winking at old people

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

The joke below me is retarded

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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