Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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The Mets win the World Series

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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