I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A black person in the NHL

Where to, sir? Forward.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

noodles

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Women's Rights...

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

mitt romney

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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