A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The joke below me is retarded

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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