- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Penis.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

The joke below me is retarded

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Lacrosse

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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