Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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theres a fat guy

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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