Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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mitt romney

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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I can't see my forehead

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Women's rights.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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