Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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