- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Guess what? SHADAP

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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