Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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