- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Lacrosse

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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