- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

How Long is a Chinese man.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Whats a cat? A cat!

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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