what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Women's Rights

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Asians...

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