I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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