- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what happens when you wake up inception

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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