why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Women's Rights

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's gay and gay? Joe

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Rick Perry.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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