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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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