Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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