Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man without problems.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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