Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Guess what? SHADAP

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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