Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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