How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The joke below me is retarded

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Gay rights

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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