What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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