- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

How Long is a Chinese man.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

who just made fun of katie matt

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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