- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

The joke below me is retarded

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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