What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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9/11.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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