how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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