- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Penis.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The joke below me is retarded

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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