Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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69.... is a number

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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