- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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