Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Popsicles

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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