- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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