- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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