What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's 1+1? 4.

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make me a sandwich!

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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