Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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