What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Penis.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A black man without problems.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Winking at old people

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