What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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