A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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