How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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