On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

theres a fat guy

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The AIDS patient was gay

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My life

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

guess what?

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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