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My nipple is bleeding

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Winking at old people

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Anti Joke

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