Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Women's Rights...

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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69.... is a number

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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9/11.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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YOLO

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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