What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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