what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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guess what?

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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