What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's 1+1? 4.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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