Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Where to, sir? Forward.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Laura Pratz..

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

guess what?

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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