why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Lacrosse

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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