Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what color is blue? green

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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