What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Women's rights.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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