What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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guess what?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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what color is blue? green

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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