what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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