Laura Pratz..

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The Bible

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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make me a sandwich!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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