knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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YOLO

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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