- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

The joke below me is retarded

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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