What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down +11

who just made fun of katie matt

thumb_up thumb_down +9

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's 1+1? 4.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Gay rights

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

wanna hear a joke? no

thumb_up thumb_down -79

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

thumb_up thumb_down +62

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops