Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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make me a sandwich!

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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