What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Popsicles

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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The joke below me is retarded

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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