99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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My life

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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