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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Womens rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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