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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Women's Rights

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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