Kim Kardashian.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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