Ben is gay

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Goat balls.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Diana and victoria

Your mother is so fat.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Penis.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

The Mets win the World Series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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