Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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French people.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Hi my name is Bob

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69.... is a number

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45.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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