The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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hi bye

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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