what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

45.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Guess what? SHADAP

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

a black guy with rights in 1924

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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