Yah? Well your a ********

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Womens rights

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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