What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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