A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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I love you.

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guess what?

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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