How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

This site is hilarious oh wait...

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

The joke below me is retarded

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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