How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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The joke below me is retarded

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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