45.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

black

thumb_up thumb_down -6

chuck norris is a little b|tch

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

An Amish walks into Best Buy

thumb_up thumb_down -60

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -66

mitt romney

thumb_up thumb_down -82

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +67

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +61

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops