- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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