Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Gay rights

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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I can't see my forehead

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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