Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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