Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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