- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Asians...

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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