- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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