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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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