why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Women's rights.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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