why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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