Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's 1+1? 4.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

I love you.

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