A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Ben is gay

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Itookasipasoda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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