The joke below me is retarded

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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The Bible

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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