What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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