What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Popsicles

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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