- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Guess what? SHADAP

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Penis.

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