- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Hi my name is Bob

69.... is a number

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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