Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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