What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Asians...

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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The Bible

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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