Guess what? SHADAP

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P0P T4Rt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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