- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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