What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A black man without problems.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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