What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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69.... is a number

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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