- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

French people.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

France never surrender.

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