- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

French people.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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