what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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