Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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