- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Gay rights

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

I can't see my forehead

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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