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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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