3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Laura Pratz..

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My life

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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