What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

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