Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Hi my name is Bob

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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69.... is a number

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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