Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Popsicles

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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