What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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The joke below me is retarded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Laura Pratz..

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