- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

theres a fat guy

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