What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Popsicles

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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French people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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