how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Poop.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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