What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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