what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A black man without problems.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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