My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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I love you.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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what color is blue? green

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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