Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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