black

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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theres a fat guy

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Women's rights.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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