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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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