The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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