What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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