- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

theres a fat guy

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

The joke below me is retarded

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

My life

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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