Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Popsicles

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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