- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Kim Kardashian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

The joke below me is retarded

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

My nipple is bleeding

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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