How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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