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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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