How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Women's rights.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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