Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Penis.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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French people.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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