- Anti Joke

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!