What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Ben is gay

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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