womens rights

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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