A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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womens rights

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