How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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9/11.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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