Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what happens when you wake up inception

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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