Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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i have cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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