69.... is a number

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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