On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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theres a fat guy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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