How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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The joke below me is retarded

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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