A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My life

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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guess what?

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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