What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A black man without problems.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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