Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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