What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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