What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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69.... is a number

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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