how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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