why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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