What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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