Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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The joke below me is retarded

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