Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Laura Pratz..

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Hi my name is Bob

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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black

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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