Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti Joke

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