how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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