Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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9/11.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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