Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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