What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A black man without problems.

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Winking at old people

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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