- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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