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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

The Bible

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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