Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Gay rights

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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