If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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The joke below me is retarded

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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