Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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You're on fire.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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