Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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