If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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