How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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