- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Like my status for a tbh?

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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