A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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69.... is a number

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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