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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Popsicles

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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