- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Penis.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

The joke below me is retarded

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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