what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Laura Pratz..

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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