Where to, sir? Forward.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My life

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A black man without problems.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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