- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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