what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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