did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Gay rights

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black

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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