Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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