What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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black

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man without problems.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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