What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

69.... is a number

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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