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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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