Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

theres a fat guy

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

The joke below me is retarded

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Women's Rights

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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