knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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French people.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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