What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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