Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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The joke below me is retarded

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My life

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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