What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Lacrosse

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Asians...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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