What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Hi my name is Bob

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69.... is a number

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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black

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Anti Joke

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