What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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69.... is a number

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