- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Gay rights

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

69.... is a number

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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