Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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45.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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