what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

My mom touched my wiener : \

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Guess what? SHADAP

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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