- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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