what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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69.... is a number

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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