- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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