Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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