Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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