Womens Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Lacrosse

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

French people.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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