Penis.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Lacrosse

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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The Bible

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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