A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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