So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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