- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

You're on fire.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Penis.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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