- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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