- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Yah? Well your a ********

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My mom touched my wiener : \

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