What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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