Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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guess what?

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Gay rights

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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