- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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