- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

theres a fat guy

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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