- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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