A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My nipple is bleeding

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Hi my name is Bob

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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