how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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You're on fire.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Lacrosse

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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