how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Gay rights

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Winking at old people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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