why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

who just made fun of katie matt

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

69.... is a number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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