What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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69.... is a number

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You're on fire.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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