What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

a man walks into a bar and dies

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

what happens when you wake up inception

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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