- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

shabalabadingdong JLR

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Lacrosse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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