- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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