Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The Bible

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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black

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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