- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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