So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Two Jews walk in a bar...

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

69.... is a number

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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