Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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hi im paul!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Penis.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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