- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Like my status for a tbh?

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Lacrosse

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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