what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Popsicles

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Penis.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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