Your mother is so fat.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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black

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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