- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Gay rights

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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