Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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You're on fire.

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Anti Joke

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