What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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