roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Lacrosse

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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