What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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