- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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