What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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