- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

wanna hear a joke? no

Where did John go? Refrigerator

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

The joke below me is retarded

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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