A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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