- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My mom touched my wiener : \

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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