- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where to, sir? Forward.

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