What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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