What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Women's rights.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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