- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

who just made fun of katie matt

Where to, sir? Forward.