A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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