knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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