What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A black man without problems.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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