- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

theres a fat guy

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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