What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Womens Basketball.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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French people.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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