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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

69.... is a number

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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