Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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