Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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YOLO

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Libraries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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2+2= 478

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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