- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

hi im paul!

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

a black guy with rights in 1924

Where does a hobo live? A box.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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