- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

My mom touched my wiener : \

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