What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Anti Joke

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