A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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