Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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