What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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