What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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