- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a fat guy

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Diana and victoria

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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