- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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