Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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