Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

You're on fire.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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