What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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YOLO

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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