What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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French people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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