- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Lacrosse

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

69.... is a number

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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