Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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69.... is a number

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Poop.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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