- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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