Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A black person in the NHL

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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