- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Yah? Well your a ********

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

My nipple is bleeding

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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