Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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theres a fat guy

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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