- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

what happens when you wake up inception

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Gay rights

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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