what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Lacrosse

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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