Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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