- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Whats a cat? A cat!

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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