How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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