On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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