What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Lacrosse

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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