Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Womens Basketball.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Lacrosse

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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