- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

9/11.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

the your face joke

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

who farted i did :]

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your eye color is very unique.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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