What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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