- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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