how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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mitt romney

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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You're on fire.

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Penis.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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