Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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guess what?

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Gay rights

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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