An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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hi bye

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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