did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poop.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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