- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

69.... is a number

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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