What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

A black man without problems.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

hi im paul!

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Knock Knock, Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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