Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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