A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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