knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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