A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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