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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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