so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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