- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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