- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

a black guy with rights in 1924

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Ben is gay

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

America Votes

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Womens Basketball.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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