why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Diana and victoria

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

My mom touched my wiener : \

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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