What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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YOLO

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