What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I love you very much.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A hayride would be fun.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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America Votes

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

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