- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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