Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Womens Basketball.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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