How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Penis.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

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