A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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