What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Lacrosse

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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