why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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The joke below me is retarded

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Anti Joke

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