knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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69.... is a number

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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black

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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