- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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