What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Penis.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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