A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

YOLO

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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