did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Rick Perry.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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