- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My life

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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