What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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