Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Diana and victoria

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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