- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Poop.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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