Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A black person in the NHL

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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hi im paul!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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