- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

I love you very much.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A hayride would be fun.

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