Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Poop.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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