A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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