Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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theres a fat guy

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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