knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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