- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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