- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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