OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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