What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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