worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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