- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

69.... is a number

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Poop.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Politics.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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