Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Women's Rights

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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