Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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hi im paul!

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Penis.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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