I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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