- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

what happens when you wake up inception

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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