This is a joke for Homeless people:

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

shabalabadingdong JLR

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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