So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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666

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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theres a fat guy

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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