a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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