What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

69.... is a number

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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