Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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