why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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hi im paul!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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