Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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