Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Gay rights

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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