- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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