Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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