Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Poop.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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