panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I love you very much.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Ben is gay

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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