Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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