- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

The joke below me is retarded

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

69.... is a number

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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