Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Diana and victoria

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My nipple is bleeding

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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