It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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