A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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