- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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