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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Popsicles

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

theres a fat guy

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Diana and victoria

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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