Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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