Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

mitt romney

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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