A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Liars go to hell! -God

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Yo Mamma

A black man without problems.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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