- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Whats a cat? A cat!

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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