Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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666

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Popsicles

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Diana and victoria

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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