- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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