- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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