- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Poop.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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