How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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A black person in the NHL

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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mitt romney

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

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