knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Gay rights

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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guess what?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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