What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Christians

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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knock knock come in

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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