Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Lacrosse

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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