Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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