- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My mom touched my wiener : \

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Poop.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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