Like my status for a tbh?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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The Bible

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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