What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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