Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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You're on fire.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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