What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

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