What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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69.... is a number

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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