A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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You're on fire.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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