What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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