What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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The Bible

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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