Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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69.... is a number

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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