A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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69.... is a number

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Popsicles

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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