A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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