"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Anti Joke

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