A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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