Guess what? SHADAP

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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