I love you very much.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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