A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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hi im paul!

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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