Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

I am the sun. You are the moon.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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