Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Lacrosse

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A black person in the NHL

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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