A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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