What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Anti Joke

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