What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

a black guy with rights in 1924

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

You're on fire.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

Like my status for a tbh?

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

shabalabadingdong JLR

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

The AIDS patient was gay

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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