Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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