What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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YOLO

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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