- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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