what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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