Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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69.... is a number

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Guess what? SHADAP

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