Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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