why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Goat balls.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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