Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Poop.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

YOLO

Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Popsicles

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Where does a hobo live? A box.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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