Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Hi my name is Bob

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Poop.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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