How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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