When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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