Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Hi Adam,

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I love you very much.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A hayride would be fun.

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Ben is gay

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Goat balls.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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