- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Diana and victoria

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

69.... is a number

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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