- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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