how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

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