- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Poop.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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