What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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