Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Penis.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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