- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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