Politics.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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