Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

The AIDS patient was gay

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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