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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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