Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Where did John go? Refrigerator

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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