- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

My mom touched my wiener : \

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