A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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