Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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