What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Women's Rights

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Yah? Well your a ********

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

69.... is a number

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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