Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How Long is a Chinese man.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Lacrosse

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

My life

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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