What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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