- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

shabalabadingdong JLR

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??