Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what color is blue? green

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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