What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Lacrosse

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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