What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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YOLO

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Popsicles

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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