- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what happens when you wake up inception

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Hey, you have small hands.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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