What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You're on fire.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Hi my name is Bob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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