Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Women's Rights

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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