why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Lacrosse

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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