- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Poop.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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