Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Hi my name is Bob

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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