Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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