knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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666

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Anti Joke

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