Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Diana and victoria

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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