- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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