What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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