why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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