Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Penis.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Like my status for a tbh?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

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