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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Poop.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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