- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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