what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Anti Joke

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