What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Women's Rights

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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