What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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guess what?

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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