How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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