Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

You're on fire.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Like my status for a tbh?

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

shabalabadingdong JLR

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

The AIDS patient was gay

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Yah? Well your a ********

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