Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what color is blue? green

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Penis.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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