Popsicles

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Women's Rights

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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