why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Gay rights

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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