a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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69.... is a number

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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