Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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