- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Poop.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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