SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A black man without problems.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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