What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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