What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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