Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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