Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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