Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Women's Rights

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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