Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Women's Rights

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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