- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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