what happens when you wake up inception

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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black

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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