knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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