Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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you.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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