what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Anti Joke

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