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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call your mother? Mom.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Why? Because racecar.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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