Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Poop.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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