how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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