What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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what color is blue? green

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Five guys one rape.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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666

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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