Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Hi my name is Bob

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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