Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Diana and victoria

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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