what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Popsicles

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Diana and victoria

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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My nipple is bleeding

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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