What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Women's rights.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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clamidia

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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