- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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