Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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you.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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My nipple is bleeding

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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