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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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