worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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YOLO

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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