Womens Basketball.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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