- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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