- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what happens when you wake up inception

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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