- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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