Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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