- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what happens when you wake up inception

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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