Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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