- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Hey, you have small hands.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

69.... is a number

Gay rights

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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