Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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69.... is a number

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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