A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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