nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

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