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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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