A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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