- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Hi my name is Bob

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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