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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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