Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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hi im paul!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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