- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

A black man without problems.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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