- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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