What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A black man without problems.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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