knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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black

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yo Mamma

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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