- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

The AIDS patient was gay

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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