Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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