- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Yah? Well your a ********

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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