Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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