What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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