knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Poop.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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