What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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