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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Womens Basketball.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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