What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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