- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Whats a cat? A cat!

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

A black man without problems.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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