Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

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