- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

a man walks into a bar and dies

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