A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Womens Basketball.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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