Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Politics.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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