Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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