what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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black

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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