A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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hi im paul!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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