Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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