What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

a black guy with rights in 1924

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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