A horse walked into a barn...

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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