nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

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