what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Yo Mamma

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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21

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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