Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Hi my name is Bob

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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