How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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