Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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