Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

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