What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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