why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A black man without problems.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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