Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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