A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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