Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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