What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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