There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Anti Joke

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