knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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