- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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