Hey, you have small hands.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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69.... is a number

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

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