Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Women's Rights

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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