A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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pussy enough said

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you.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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pedophile

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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