How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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