What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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