- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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