- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

wanna hear a joke? no

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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