- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what happens when you wake up inception

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Hi my name is Bob

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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