What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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