What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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