- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Women's Rights

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Yah? Well your a ********

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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