whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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