How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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