What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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