Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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