William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Anti Joke

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