Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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