- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Hey, you have small hands.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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