- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Yo Mamma

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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