Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A black person in the NHL

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Poop.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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