What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Womens Basketball.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Yah? Well your a ********

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

pedophile

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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