My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Yo Mamma

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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