hi im paul!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Womens Basketball.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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