- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Yah? Well your a ********

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Hey, you have small hands.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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