Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Hey, you have small hands.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Poop.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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