How Long is a Chinese man.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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