how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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