Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A black man without problems.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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