Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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YOLO

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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