Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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