- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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