What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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