Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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