Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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