Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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