Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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YOLO

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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