- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

i have cancer

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Whats 9 + 10 19

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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