When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Womens Basketball.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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