a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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