What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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