A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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