knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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