- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Womens Basketball.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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