A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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