- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

I'm funny.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Hey, you have small hands.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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