This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Diana and victoria

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what happens when you wake up inception

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