Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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