What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A black man without problems.

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