Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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