How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Womens Basketball.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

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