What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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my names jim haha

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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