why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

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