Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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