A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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