"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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You're on fire.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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