knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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black

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Yo Mamma

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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