What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Hi my name is Bob

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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