- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Diana and victoria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??