Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Womens Basketball.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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My nipple is bleeding

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Hi my name is Bob

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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