Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Yo Mamma

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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