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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what happens when you wake up inception

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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