Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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