what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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