- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Womens Basketball.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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