Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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