What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Womens Basketball.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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