Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Womens Basketball.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A black guy gets arrested...

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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