- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Diana and victoria

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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