A black guy gets arrested...

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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my names jim haha

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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