Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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