Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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