- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what happens when you wake up inception

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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