Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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You're on fire.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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