what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Womens Basketball.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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