Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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pussy enough said

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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