Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Poop.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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