Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Netball.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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