^that joke's not funny

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

Itookasipasoda

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Hitler. lol, sucks.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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