A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

I'm funny.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Women's Rights

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Yah? Well your a ********

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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