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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

A black person in the NHL

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Poop.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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