What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A horse walked into a barn...

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pussy enough said

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Poop.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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my names jim haha

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