i have cancer

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Politics.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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