OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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