- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Netball.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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