why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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