Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Hey, you have small hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what color is blue? green

thumb_up thumb_down -50

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

thumb_up thumb_down -124

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

thumb_up thumb_down +115

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops