Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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