- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Poop.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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