Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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minorities

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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