Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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