- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Netball.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Gay rights

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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