A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo Mamma

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Politics.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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