whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

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