- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Women's Rights

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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