A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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