knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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