knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Womens Basketball.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Politics.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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