knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

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