How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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