knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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hi im paul!

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Womens Basketball.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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The joke below me is retarded

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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