Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Yah? Well your a ********

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Gay rights

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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