Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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