Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Hi my name is Bob

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black

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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