Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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