- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

minorities

Womens Basketball.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

How Long is a Chinese man.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Diana and victoria

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Knock Knock! Come in.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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