- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Your mother is so fat.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Animal

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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