What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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make me a sandwich!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Anti Joke

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