What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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9/11

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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