How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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