Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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You're on fire.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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