- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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