A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I like turtoes.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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minorities

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your mom

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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