Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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your mom

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Netball.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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