So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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George W. Bush

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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pedophile

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Why? Because racecar.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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