A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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