what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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