What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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