why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Diana and victoria

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Yo Mamma

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my names jim haha

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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