A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

I like turtoes.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

minorities

your mom

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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