- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

a man walks into a bar and dies

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Women's Rights

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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