A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

A black person in the NHL

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

My mom touched my wiener : \

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

knock knock. no one's home..

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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