Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

a man walks into a bar and dies

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Womens Basketball.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

A black guy gets arrested...

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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