What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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I'm funny.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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black

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Yo Mamma

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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