I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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