What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

knock knock. no one's home..

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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