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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Womens Basketball.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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