In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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