A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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