Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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