My nipple is bleeding

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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i have cancer

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Yo Mamma

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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