What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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i like pie

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I like jokes.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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