i have cancer

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Whats 9 + 10 19

Politics.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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