I like boys!!!!! CC

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Hey, you have small hands.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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