- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Hey, you have small hands.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

YOLO

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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