- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A black person in the NHL

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

My mom touched my wiener : \

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