- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Womens Basketball.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Knock Knock! Come in.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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