What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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