- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

knock knock. no one's home..

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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