A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Netball.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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my names jim haha

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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