Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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hi im paul!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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