Diana and victoria

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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i have cancer

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

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