- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Poop.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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