when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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my names jim haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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