Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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I'm funny.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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