3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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