What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

A black guy gets arrested...

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

So this blonde walks into a library.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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