Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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