knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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