- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Politics.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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