Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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George W. Bush

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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pedophile

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Why? Because racecar.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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