Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Animal

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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