- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Rick Perry.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

A black guy gets arrested...

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