Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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pussy enough said

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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