a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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America Votes

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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