Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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