What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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pussy enough said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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