What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

thumb_up thumb_down

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops