What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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George W. Bush

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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