What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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clamidia

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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