How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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i have cancer

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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