pussy enough said

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Anti Joke

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