Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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