A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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