- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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