Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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