Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

what is white and red all over? a ginger

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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