- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

A black guy gets arrested...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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