Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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my names jim haha

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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