Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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