- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

hi im paul!

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Animal

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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