Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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