Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Gay rights

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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