Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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knock knock. no one's home..

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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