What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Poop.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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