Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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