if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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