What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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