Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Your eye color is very unique.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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