Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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