Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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