Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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minorities

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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I'm funny.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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