- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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