Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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