- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

That's as gay as AIDS.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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