A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Asian NASCAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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