So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what happens when you wake up inception

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. no one's home..

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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