What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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clamidia

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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