What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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