why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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minorities

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Diana and victoria

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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