How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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my names jim haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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I'm funny.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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