Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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