Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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my names jim haha

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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