- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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