Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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