Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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minorities

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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