minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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