How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

hi im paul!

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Netball.

You're on fire.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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