What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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i have cancer

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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