How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Politics.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Gay rights

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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