- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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