Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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minorities

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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I'm funny.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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