A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Diana and victoria

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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