What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

knock knock. no one's home..

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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