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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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