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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I'm funny.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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