how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

my names jim haha

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops