minorities

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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girls basketball

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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