Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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