There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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