Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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thumbs up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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I'm funny.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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girls basketball

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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