MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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