What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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