In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Womens rights

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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my names jim haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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