What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

A black guy gets arrested...

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

i have cancer

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

hi im paul!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Womens Basketball.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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