A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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The economy.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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I'm funny.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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