What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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i have cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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