How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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