Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Anti Joke

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