How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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