Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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