How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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