- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

what is white and red all over? a ginger

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Animal

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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