why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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