- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

You're on fire.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

I'm funny.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!