How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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hi im paul!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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your mom

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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