Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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hi im paul!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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clamidia

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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my names jim haha

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