Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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i have cancer

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

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