What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

girls basketball

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Diana and victoria

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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