- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

hi im paul!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Your mother is so fat.

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