Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A black person in the NHL

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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anti-joke teehee

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who farted i did :]

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