What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I'm funny.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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pussy enough said

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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