- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Diana and victoria

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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