hi im paul!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Animal

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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