- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

girls basketball

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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