A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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girls basketball

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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