How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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anti-joke teehee

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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