A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Diana and victoria

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Yo Mamma

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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Politics.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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