three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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