A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I'm funny.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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