- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Womens rights

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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