Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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