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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A black person in the NHL

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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