What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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I'm funny.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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pussy enough said

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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