Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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The economy.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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