Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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I'm funny.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Anti Joke

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