How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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