- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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