Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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hi im paul!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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