And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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hi im paul!

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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clamidia

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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pussy enough said

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