I'm funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

A black guy gets arrested...

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

knock knock. no one's home..

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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