I like boys!!!!! CC

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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clamidia

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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