Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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