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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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