- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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