how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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my names jim haha

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Politics.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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