- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Womens rights

my names jim haha

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Netball.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Rebecca Black's new album.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Animal

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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