What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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YOLO

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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