How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Anti Joke

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