Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Yo Mamma

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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I'm funny.

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