how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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