Diana and victoria

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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