Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Animal

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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