What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A horse walked into a barn...

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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anti-joke teehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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