What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Gay rights

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anti-joke teehee

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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