Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Anti Joke

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