- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Diana and victoria

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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