Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Animal

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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