Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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minorities

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Animal

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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I'm funny.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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