What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A horse walked into a barn...

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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