What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Knock knock

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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