What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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