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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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