What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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your mom

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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