- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Your eye color is very unique.

Asian NASCAR.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A hayride would be fun.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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