I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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equality for women

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The economy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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pussy enough said

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Miami Heat.

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