Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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