Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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i have cancer

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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