Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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