Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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minorities

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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