- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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