Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Womens rights

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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