Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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pussy enough said

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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