Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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2+2= 478

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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