Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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equality for women

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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