One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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