A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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your mom

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