- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

your mom

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

A black guy gets arrested...

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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