Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A hayride would be fun.

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minorities

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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