Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

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