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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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