Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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your mom

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equality for women

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You're on fire.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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2+2= 478

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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