Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Sarah Palin

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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96

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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