If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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equality for women

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Chikin nuggets

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i like pie

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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