What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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