Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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minorities

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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2+2= 478

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Your mother is so fat.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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