Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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