A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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