What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mother is so fat.

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clamidia

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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