Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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clamidia

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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