Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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