Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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