- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Your eye color is very unique.

Asian NASCAR.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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