A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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The economy.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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