You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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