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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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