there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Politics.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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2+2= 478

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Chikin nuggets

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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