What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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girls basketball

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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