I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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