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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Your eye color is very unique.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Asian NASCAR.

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