yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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knock knock. no one's home..

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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