Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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