Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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