Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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