Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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