What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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clamidia

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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