A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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