Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Gale swallows.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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clamidia

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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