Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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BUT HWY?

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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