I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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