What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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YOLO

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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