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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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