- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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