What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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