How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Hi Adam,

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Politics.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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