Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Politics.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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2+2= 478

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Chikin nuggets

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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