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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

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