why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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