Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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