A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Womens rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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