Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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BUT HWY?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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