Gale swallows.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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