- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

i like pie

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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