Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Chikin nuggets

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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