A black guy gets arrested...

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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