- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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