Knock Knock! Come in.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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