- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

who farted i did :]

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Animal

I like boys!!!!! CC

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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