A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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