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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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