Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

9/11

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

equality for women

minorities

You're on fire.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Rebecca Black's new album.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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