What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Libraries.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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