how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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