What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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