*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Politics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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