extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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2+2= 478

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The economy.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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i like pie

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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