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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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