what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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The economy.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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