Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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