- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Jesus wept.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Your eye color is very unique.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Asian NASCAR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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