Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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