Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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minorities

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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clamidia

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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