Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Politics.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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