What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Your mother is so fat.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Yo Mamma

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