I went to the store and I fell

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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womens sports...

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