What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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minorities

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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clamidia

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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