What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Gale swallows.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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