A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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