QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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