What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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YOLO

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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