What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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