What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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i like pie

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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