( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Your eye color is very unique.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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girls basketball

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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