Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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