Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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The NBA lockout

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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