What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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