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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Asian NASCAR.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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The white guy did it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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