Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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hi

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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