A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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