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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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