- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Asian NASCAR.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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