What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Diana and victoria

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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i like pie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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