what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Womens rights

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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hi

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

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