- Anti Joke

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

Good to see you today!

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

i like pie

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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