Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Asian NASCAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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clamidia

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Your mother is so fat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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123457

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Anti Joke

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