Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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