- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

My nipple is bleeding

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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