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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

i like pie

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

A black guy gets arrested...

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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