Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

LOL -LOL GUY

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Whats 9 + 10 19

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Politics.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

You're on fire.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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