knock knock. no one's home..

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Gale swallows.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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