I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Anti Joke

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