Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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