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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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