A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Your mother is so fat.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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i like pie

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Womens rights

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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