I like boys!!!!! CC

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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