- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

BUT HWY?

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Your mother is so fat.

i like pie

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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