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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Womens rights

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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