whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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