- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

You're on fire.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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