A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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YOLO

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Anti Joke

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