i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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