What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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minorities

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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pussy enough said

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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