- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Swag.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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