So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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2+2= 478

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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