Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Libraries.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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