Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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