Gale swallows.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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BUT HWY?

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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