what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Good to see you today!

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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