A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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womens sports...

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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i like pie

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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