- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Arrow to the Knee

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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