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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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