- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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