After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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