Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Rebecca Black's new album.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

knock knock. no one's home..

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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