Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Womens rights

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

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