Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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whats black. an african american person

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womens sports...

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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The economy.

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Anti Joke

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