- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Your eye color is very unique.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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