Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Anti Joke

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