What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Animal

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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girls basketball

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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pussy enough said

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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