Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Gale swallows.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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womens sports...

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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