Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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2+2= 478

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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girls basketball

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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