A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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womens sports...

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Christians

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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