What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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