What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Jesus wept.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Hi Adam,

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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