I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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You're on fire.

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Animal

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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