What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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clamidia

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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