- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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