- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Your eye color is very unique.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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