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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Obama.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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