- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

My wife has terminal cancer.

i like pie

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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