if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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2+2= 478

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