- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The economy.

Your mother is so fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

knock knock. no one's home..

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Womens rights

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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