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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

minorities

equality for women

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

2+2= 478

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

A horse walked into a barn...

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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