- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Womens rights

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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