A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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You're on fire.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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