- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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