roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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