What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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