Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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