A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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who farted i did :]

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Asian NASCAR.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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