why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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thumbs up!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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