- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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