whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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