Your eye color is very unique.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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equality for women

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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pussy enough said

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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