Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Womens rights

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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