What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Whats 9+10? 19

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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equality for women

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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