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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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