Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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