- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Hi Adam,

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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