A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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your mom

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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