- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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