What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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equality for women

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A horse walked into a barn...

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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