Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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acuna

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

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