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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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