I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Anti Joke

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