Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Hi Adam,

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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