A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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minorities

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equality for women

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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