hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

thumbs up!

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A hayride would be fun.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

minorities

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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