What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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equality for women

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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