What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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The economy.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Miami Heat.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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