Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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