What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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