- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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