Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Obama 2012

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Dick Chaney

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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