equality for women

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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666

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Asian NASCAR.

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