What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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