What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Miami Heat.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Hi Adam,

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thumbs up!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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