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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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9/11

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Hi Adam,

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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