A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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9/11

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A hayride would be fun.

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minorities

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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clamidia

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Hi Adam,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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