What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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