what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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