Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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