- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Asian NASCAR.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Rebecca Black's new album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

2+2= 478

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The NBA lockout

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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