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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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