Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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anti-joke teehee

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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minorities

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equality for women

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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