How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Miami Heat.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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thumbs up!

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