Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Womens rights

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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