- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

How Long is a Chinese name.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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