How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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