Yo Mamma

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A hayride would be fun.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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