- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Yo Mamma

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Womens rights

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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