- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

A horse walked into a barn...

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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