Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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