- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a barn...

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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