Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Your mother is so fat.

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i like pie

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Miami Heat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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