Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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9/11

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thumbs up!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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your mom

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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