I like boys!!!!! CC

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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i like pie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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