what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Libraries.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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