- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

A hayride would be fun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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