A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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equality for women

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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I'm funny.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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