I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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