What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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