What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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i have cancer

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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2+2= 478

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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BUT HWY?

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Anti Joke

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