What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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i have cancer

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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