A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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