- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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