- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Yo Mamma

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Womens rights

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

What's the difference between a duck?

A hayride would be fun.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

The economy.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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