- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

A horse walked into a barn...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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