- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Libraries.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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