Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Hi Adam,

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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your mom

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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