Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The NBA lockout

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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girls basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i like pie

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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