whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Miami Heat.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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