Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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thumbs up!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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