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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

I'm funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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