Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Dick Chaney

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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