A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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