Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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