What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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