A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The economy.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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clamidia

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i like pie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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