Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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