a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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