A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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