Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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