All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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