Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A hayride would be fun.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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