Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Miami Heat.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

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