What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Hi Adam,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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