- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

That's as gay as AIDS.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Libraries.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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