What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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