9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -31

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +70

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

thumb_up thumb_down +56

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

thumb_up thumb_down +46

equality for women

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

thumb_up thumb_down +36

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A horse walked into a barn...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops