- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

equality for women

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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