what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Itookasipasoda

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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