What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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