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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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