Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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LOL -LOL GUY

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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anti-joke teehee

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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