Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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