Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Miami Heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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