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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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