why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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