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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

My wife has terminal cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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