- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

I like turtoes.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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