hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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The NBA lockout

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Itookasipasoda

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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