Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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