why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Libraries.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

equality for women

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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