Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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