Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

9/11

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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