Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I like turtoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Anti Joke

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