A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The economy.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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9/11

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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