Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Miami Heat.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

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