Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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who farted i did :]

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9/11

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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