What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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