Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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