How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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The NBA lockout

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Itookasipasoda

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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