knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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