Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Miami Heat.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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knock knock. no one's home..

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Womens rights

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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