Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Miami Heat.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A hayride would be fun.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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