How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Sarah Palin

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

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