What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Politics.

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Libraries.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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