What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Libraries.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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i like pie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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