Womens rights

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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The NBA lockout

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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