Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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