What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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I like turtoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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