What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mother is so fat.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Miami Heat.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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