A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Kony 2012

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Your momma's so fat...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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