What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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The white guy did it!

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Jesus wept.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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