A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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lebron

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Sarah Palin

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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