What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Jesus wept.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Libraries.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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A hayride would be fun.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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