A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Anti Joke

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