your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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The white guy did it!

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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