There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Anti Joke

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