you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Womens rights

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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