What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Miami Heat.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

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