You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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anti-joke teehee

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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