What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Kony 2012

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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