What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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