Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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