How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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The white guy did it!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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