Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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The economy.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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