How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Asian NASCAR.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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The NBA lockout

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The economy.

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i like pie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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