What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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