- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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