So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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2+2= 478

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Chikin nuggets

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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I went to the store and I fell

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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