- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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