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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

A man walks around a bar.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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