- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

That's as gay as AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

girls basketball

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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