Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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