- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Womens rights

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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