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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I like turtoes.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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