why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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