why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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