Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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