Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Obama 2012

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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