whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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