- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Miami Heat.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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