Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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