What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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anti-joke teehee

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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The NBA lockout

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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girls basketball

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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