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How Long is a Chinese name.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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