Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Womens rights

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

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