What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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girls basketball

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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