- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Asian NASCAR.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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