What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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