The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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