Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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