- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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