How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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