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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Your mother is so fat.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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