- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What color is a banana? yellow.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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