How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Libraries.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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