1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Libraries.

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Your momma's so fat...

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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