Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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