Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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