- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

Libraries.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

The NBA lockout

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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