What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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