A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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