What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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