Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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The NBA lockout

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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