A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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I like turtoes.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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