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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Libraries.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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The NBA lockout

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i like pie

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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