What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Sarah Palin

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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