Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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