What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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