your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

what is darker than black?... YOU

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

equality for women

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

womens sports...

The NBA lockout

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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