What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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