What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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