What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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