Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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