- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian NASCAR.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

equality for women

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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