What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Anti Joke

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