Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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