- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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