What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Miami Heat.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Libraries.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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