What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Christians

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Obama 2012

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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