Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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