What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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BUT HWY?

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knock

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Anti Joke

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