Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Miami Heat.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Jesus wept.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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