A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Womens rights

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Your momma's so fat...

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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