What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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