Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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