What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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