What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Animal

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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