What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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