I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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