Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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I'm funny.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Hi

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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