what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Christians

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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