Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Libraries.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A hayride would be fun.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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