why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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