Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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