What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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