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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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hi

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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