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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

I like turtoes.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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