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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Jesus wept.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Arrow to the Knee

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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