- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

I like turtoes.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Whats green and tasty? Snot

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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