A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Sarah Palin

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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