A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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I went to the store and I fell

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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