Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Womens rights

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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