Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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