How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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