What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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womens sports...

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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equality for women

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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