Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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