- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What color is a banana? yellow.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

The NBA lockout

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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