Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Arrow to the Knee

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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