What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Itookasipasoda

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

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