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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

The NBA lockout

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Whats green and tasty? Snot

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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