A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Jesus wept.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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