Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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