Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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