Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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The NBA lockout

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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girls basketball

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The economy.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Jesus wept.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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