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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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