Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

I like turtoes.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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