What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Christians

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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