What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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