Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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The NBA lockout

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The economy.

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girls basketball

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Jesus wept.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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