- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

what is darker than black?... YOU

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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