Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

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