- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumbs up!

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

The economy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Knock Knock! Come in.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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