a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Miami Heat.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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equality for women

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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