Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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clamidia

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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