what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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