why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Miami Heat.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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