"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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