Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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who farted i did :]

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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The NBA lockout

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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