why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I like turtoes.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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