What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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