What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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clamidia

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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