Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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thumbs up!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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2+2= 478

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Jesus wept.

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