A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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who farted i did :]

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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The NBA lockout

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Obama 2012

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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