- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

That's as gay as AIDS.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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