Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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clamidia

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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The NBA lockout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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