how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

That's as gay as AIDS.

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