What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Christians

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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