I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Arrow to the Knee

thumb_up thumb_down +35

This comment is anti to jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

96

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

thumb_up thumb_down +23

BUT HWY?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

thumb_up thumb_down +13

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops