How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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girls basketball

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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clamidia

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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