Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Miami Heat.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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my names jim haha

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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