Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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