A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The NBA lockout

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girls basketball

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The economy.

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clamidia

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Jesus wept.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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