- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

That's as gay as AIDS.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

How Long is a Chinese name.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

The NBA lockout

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

BUT HWY?

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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