- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

The white guy did it!

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

thumbs up!

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Arrow to the Knee

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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