Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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The economy.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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clamidia

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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