what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between a duck?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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