Religion

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Miami Heat.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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9/11

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Anti Joke

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