why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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hi

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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