How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

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