whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Runescape.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Anti Joke

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