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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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