Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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The white guy did it!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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