Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Jesus wept.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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