So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Jesus wept.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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hrih

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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