how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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