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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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