Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Runescape.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Miami Heat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Jesus wept.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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