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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Jesus wept.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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