What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What color is a banana? yellow.

LOL -LOL GUY

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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