Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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hrih

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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