Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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