A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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