Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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who farted i did :]

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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