Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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hrih

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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clamidia

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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