Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The white guy did it!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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