Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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