A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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