What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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9/11

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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