Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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BUT HWY?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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