Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Arrow to the Knee

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Jesus wept.

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