What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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hi

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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