What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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BUT HWY?

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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