Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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hrih

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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