A BABY seal walks into a club

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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9/11

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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